Theodore Lyons

• Jan-2023
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• Aug-2022
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CONGO TALES features short stories set in the former Republic of Zaire (Dem. Rep. of Congo) before the overthrow of Mobutu Ses Seko; where Theodore Lyons was a water-sanitation coordinator for 12 months....

• Jun-2022
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South Seas Congé is a lurid hodgepodge of seven previously published island tales: humorous, mystical, romantic, occult, tragic, transsexual, or death-defying; featuring sharks, centipedes, parasites, sacred cows, fortunetellers, prisoners, ...

• Feb-2020
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In LOUSE PARTY, a college LSD party gets out of hand, but nobody seems to care: bawdy, hilarious, irreverent, a few themes and lessons may nonetheless be found therein. Theodore Lyons studied theater and English lit. at Illinois Wesleyan Universi...

• Apr-2019
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BY SILENT SEAS features poems about exotic South Pacific islands, O'ahu, Fiji, Samoa, among others, and some of the people who made them famous, Magellan, Cook, de Bougainville, Bligh, Stevenson, Melville, Gauguin, Maugham, Mead, Paoa. Theodore Lyons...

• Jan-2017
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BOOK OF SWORDS graphically chronicles 2 years in a writer's life.... A violent fraud, breaking all the laws he was hired to enforce, runs an impoverished horror writer off his part-time job with nowhere to go but the streets: he overcomes alcoholism ...

• Aug-2014
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In The Warlock Book, a man late in life passes on his arcane secrets to his daughters and their friends, then he sends them out on an eternal mission to clean up mankind. His oldest daughter is eventually allowed to meet Lucifer and sojourns in hell...

• Oct-2013
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In Under Spells, a Buddhist author recounts his simultaneous influences after living out some of the experiences of various authors and their characters. On the verge of homelessness in Sans-Abri (Without Shelter), he decides not to stay in a shelte...

• Jun-2013
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In The Warlock's Daughters, a man late in life passes on his arcane secrets to his daughters and their friends, then he sends them out on an eternal mission to clean up mankind. His oldest daughter is eventually allowed to meet Lucifer and sojourns ...

• Jan-2011
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Africa Poems features the awesome continent of Africa, mankinds cradle; as well as histories about the Serengeti and Sahara; some of Africas colorful leaders and explorers; the tragic genocides in Rwanda and Sudan; and the disasters in Zaire and Soma...

• Jan-2011
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Astro~Poems really takes off and explores the stars, heavenly bodies, constellations, the zodiac, astrology, mythology, and planetary missions....

• Jan-2010
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THE TUNDRA AND OTHER POEMS features a modern epic loosely based on The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot, as well as poems based on the lives and achievements of numerous authors....

• Jun-2009
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THE SIBYL BOOK features a quirky, mysterious seer named Diana in two related novels about three men whose interlocked lives since college span three decades, culminating in the untimely death of one whose friendship inspired the happiness of the othe...

• Sep-2008
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• Apr-2008
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Much of this occult mystery, based on actual events, is set in the former Republic of Zaire, shortly before President Mobutu Sese Seko was deposed, resulting in a massive civil uprising that would claim the lives of more than three million people. T...

• Apr-2008
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Much of this occult sequel to Respect for the Dead is set over a two-year period in New England and centers on the spiritual awakening of a sorcerer whose identity is concealed for thematic purposes. He learns that before his present incarnation he ...

• Apr-2008
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• Feb-2008
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In the novella Whole Lotta Love, a successful 29-year-old Sino-American entrepreneur named Xu Tang, a part-time heroin smuggler, is found murdered in Chicago's Chinatown, and her casual Mexican boyfriend, Jose Agave, is indicted for murdering her. Ag...

• Dec-2007
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South Seas Cong? is a lurid hodgepodge of seven previously published Pacific island tales humorous, mystical, romantic, occult, tragic, transsexual, or death-defying, featuring sharks, centipedes, parasites, sacred cows, fortunetellers, prisoners, be...

• Sep-2007
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The Coffee Magnate and Other Talesa richly disturbing, darkly comedic, and macabre collectionhits a new low as an insulting portrait of lifes slimy underbelly and humanity at its worst, guaranteed to offend the most insensitive readers. These 17 stor...

• Apr-2007
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Our Lady Fetta opens in Portland, Me., and involves a small Hollywood estate with too many beneficiaries. The disposition of the will naturally carries the protagonist back to the Midwest and ultimately to the Southwest to reconnect with his former ...

• Nov-2006
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What do we really know, or care to know, about Lucifer (Satan) that isn't a lot of Hollywood pabulum served up to the gullible public? In Lucifer's Roles, the main biblical passages about Lucifer are presented and analyzed in order to characterize hi...