Hank Gross

• Feb-2013
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Charles Balsam, age 12, aspires to be a trencherman, a person who eats foods outside the traditional food pyramid, like iron, aluminum, bricks and fire hydrants. One famous trencher ate a whole car. But Charles had bigger plans: he wanted to eat N...

• Feb-2013
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• Apr-2010
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I have never met a cat I didn't like, so long as it was properly cooked. Recipes include: Kitty Liver Kabobs, Catballs and Spaghetti, Pussy Pot Pie, Sweet and Sour Korat, Burmilla Omelet, Siberian Blue Stroganoff, Calico Coconut Soup, Mu Shu Manx,...

• Apr-2010
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This book contains shorter pieces from the author's strange and original mind, and includes fiction, humor, poetry, science fiction novelette, philosophical musings and autobiographical material. Try a free taste of Dueling Toilets (the first stor...

• Mar-2010
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• Mar-2010
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Artie Weiss is the publisher of True Occult, a totally fabricated magazine of the supernatural. I am its editor. We lie daily for a living until one day party or parties unknown turn the tables on us and we find ourselves being led through a saga...

• Mar-2010
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In this sublime retelling of the story and teachings of Christ's life, Jesus himself takes the mike and tells it to a Borscht-belt crowd as a Jewish comic might. It's the New Testament as you've never heard it before! So here he is, ladies and ger...

• Mar-2010
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Is it murder or is it art? Mr. Breen, drug dealer and frustrated artist, comes up with a stroke of genius-he'll create a multimedia masterpiece by murdering people in a geometric progression-1,2,4,8,16 and so on, peaking at 256 and then heading do...

• Feb-2010
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An adventure in solid geometry wherein our spherical planet is reformed into a cube, engendering many odd effects - rain falls at an angle, the oceans gravitate to the centers of the sides, and unexpected pyramidical forces send Cubeworld on a ha...

• Feb-2010
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The Flower and the Tree is a fable for all ages, showing that all lifetimes, no matter how "long," are really the same: one. Here a tree, to whom a day is just a tiny sliver of his life, becomes friends with a flower, to whom the day is...

• Feb-2010
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When a brilliant criminal decides to steal 3000 paintings from the Metropolitan Museum in New York, he seals off all of Central Park and turns it into a kingdom for a day. For the king, he conscripts a nerdy accountant-why? Because he's a 42-shor...

• Feb-2010
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Having shown mathematically that punishment does not rehabilitate criminals but only love does ("Love thy enemies") America abolishes its prisons in favor of the U.S. Department of Forgiveness. But will it work on their toughest customer...

A strange love affair between and older male writer and a beautiful "crazy" woman 23 years his junior. She has Paranoid Personality Disorder, and their precarious romance is hampered by an evil, jealous old lady who lives in their apartment complex. ...

A philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego in which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it & a...