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Derek Haines
Books in Order: 28 titles
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My Clown, I Love You
I do not keep a diary, so I will fashion by ode,The events and the feelings of my difficult load.This rhyming journal will remind me in years,Of what I was feeling when I was so prone to tears.This is a notebook of loss, and of finding my way,Back to...
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God Has Gone Fishing
Empires rise, yet only by sowing the seeds for their downfall
The Economic Apocalypse arrives with biting venom, rapidly turning paradise into hell for those who are unfortunate enough not to be among the very few, who selfishly enrich thems... -
Cut In Three
When one door closes, there is alway another, all too ready to slam you in the face!"Nothing is predictable in Derek Haines' novella, Cut In Three."It doesn't take long to destroy your house of cards life, when there are those around you who are read...
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March - A Tale of Salmon and Swedes
The very unexpected fourth book in The Glothic Tales Trilogy
'Quick March, the planet Earth needs to be saved!Not from alien attack, nuclear destruction or even being hit by a misguided comet. No, Earth needs to be saved from making millions ... -
March: A Tale of Salmon and Swedes
The very unexpected fourth book in The Glothic Tales Trilogy
‘Quick March, the planet Earth needs to be saved!Not from alien attack, nuclear destruction or even being hit by a misguided comet. No, Earth needs to be saved from making million... -
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Pelf - Emily's Men of Greed
Money, murder and greed make very good bedfellows.
Within the space of a few chaotic days, Emily Rhodes not only uncovers the truth about the serial philandering of her husband, but also loses her job, house, marriage and her sense of self w... -
The Glothic Tales
Ever since that fateful decision was made to descend from the trees, stand on two legs and eat fewer bananas, humans have looked back on the decision with regret. It was at that very moment in time, when we began feeling that we were being controlled...
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My Take Away Vampire
My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn't mean that she can't adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald's often ...
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Eyes That Could Kill
When being abducted once … is not enough… "It's a great read, keeps you guessing and involved. It's also quite a deep read, exploring the structure of human and societal power structures, our drives for wealth, acceptance, power and belief." Lang...
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The Sons of Cleito
When being abducted once ... is not enough...
"This book represents the meaning of a "Mystery" Well written with a great plot, I thoroughly enjoyed it. "The plot is completely unpredictable, every time you think you have finally got it figu... -
Camera Stellata
Meanwhile, on Gloth...
"This hilarious sequel to "February the Fifth" shows Derek Haines at his absolute best.""It's a mad world on Gloth as experienced through the eyes of Halbert Hoop, Hal to the reader."Millions of years before February Th... -
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Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood
Septimity and The Blood Brotherhood The last Glothic Tale Long after HAL and February The Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be be a boy idiot, whose father die...
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One Last Love
When it comes to love, it's never too late ...
"I thoroughly enjoyed this book. In fact, I hated to see it end.""Wow, some people have the ability to make you feel the story through their words.""A beautifully written love story with a messag... -
February the Fifth
Welcome to Gloth
After the sudden and mysterious death of his father, a young fool becomes the ruler of twelve whole sun systems, and quickly discovers he has some very nasty enemies. Particularly the ones, who quite quickly, start shooting ... -
Vandalism Of Words
What's this book about? Great question. The answer is so splendidly simple. This book is about anything, everything and nothing. It is an ideal reading companion on a bus or train, where regular interruptions are guaranteed, as every part of this boo...
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The Glothic Tales Trilogy
The First Three Glothic Tales In One VERY BIG Book! Since that fateful decision was made to descend from the trees, stand on two legs and eat fewer bananas, humans have looked back on the decision with regret. It was at th...
