The Idiot — Clifford James Hayes

The unerotic misadventures of Alonzo Letchworth, businessman and moron. Rowan and his work colleagues work in a drab London office, run by the bizarre Alonzo Gemima Letchworth. Alonzo worships Rowan. Rowan and his colleagues detest Alonzo. The Idiot is a scathing, anarchic and painfully hilarious story; a semi autobiographical tale about escaping drab workplaces and tawdry little bosses, with a healthy dollop of revenge, retribution and bad sex chucked in. The Idiot is filled to the brim with scenes involving Alonzo's atrocious ‘sex' ‘life' - unsavoury activities involving tinned cat food, slugs, dogs, ‘Welsh Tony' and much more. There is much stress-related (comedy) violence. It is also, hopefully, very funny.