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  • Bibliography:
    31 Books (1 Series)
  • First Book:
    May 2009
  • Latest Book:
    February 2021
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Full Series List in Order

Murkmyre

Murkmyre (May-2009)
Nocturnia (Jun-2010)
Slugtopia (Nov-2011)

Book List in Order: 31 titles



  • MURKMYRE (Second Edition) - Book One in The Murkmyre Saga.Betrayal. Revenge. Insatiable frogs....



  • NOCTURNIA - BOOK TWO in The Murkmyre Saga. A world where only the insane dare to tread. Prince Voltron Murkmyre is on the run (again). After his attempt to usurp his mother's throne fell into utter chaos, he and his dogsbody slave Plip must now avoid...



  • Podge the pig's belly turned others to jelly;It's bottom-emissions were rotten and smelly The pig often found himself in a foul mood, (Mainly because all he ate was junk food).His animal friends said enough was enough, And mutually agreed it was time...



  • Slugtopia The official guide to the Murkmyre universe, plus new stories. Frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fans of Voltron Murkmyre's comedic sci-fi universe will want to get their sweaty hands on Slugtopia, a compendium of vital background information....



  • Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books Sci-fi. But silly. The Complete Murkmyre Saga is a science fiction epic like no other. For the very first tim...



  • Frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fans of children's humour will want to get their sweaty hands on these Hairy Tales Join The Ugly Mermaid on her amazing undersea quest to discover why she's so hideous, and find out why Veronica the Velociraptor has su...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books Children of all ages (and adults) will squeal with delight at Grandma Grunt’s horrendous habits! ... Edgar and Wilhelmina’s grandma is the worst in the world. Don’t believe me? Read this f...



  • PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'silly toilet humour' - if words like ‘poo’ offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you ...



  • Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at Verity Fruitt’s hideousness! Ms. Verity Fruitt is the most horrible person you could ever work with. Don’t believe me? Read this for yourself! This vile, kebab-fuelled she-bully makes ...






  • Set in the dark years after Ragnarok, this is the saga of the rebellion against the Lord of Snowdrakes, and all that came to pass. Fed by the immutable power of the jewels buried beneath the Smoking Mountains, Grimurfang reigns supreme. For centuries...



  • What was that headed in Sarah's direction? A dark pirate-ship full of ominous intentions! But surrounded by pirates, she just had to laugh; She'd ne'er seen pirates who looked so. well, daft! Soon she was with them, on a ship called The Jelly, Doing ...





  • Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. This collection of writings contains all that is known of Timothy the Living God and his place within the Murkmyre universe. For many thousands of years he had lain ...



  • PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'silly toilet humour' - if words like 'bottom-burp' and 'boobs' offend then please do not purchase The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the auth...



  • PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a tiny bit of 'toilet humour' - if words like ‘bottom-burp’ and ‘boobs’ offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but t...



  • PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - if words like ‘poo’ offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you observ...



  • PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - if words like ‘fart’, ‘poo’ and ‘arse’ offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the...



  • LARGE FORMAT, ILLUSTRATED VERSION OF 'THE SLUG THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS' - FOR THE SMALLER PAPERBACK VERSION PLEASE SEE ELSEWHERE ON AMAZON. PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - the book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who...



  • Grandpa’s huge posterior makes life a misery for all - until one day it takes him on an adventure like no other! PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - if words like ‘fart’ and ‘ass’ offend then please do not purchase! T...






  • Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny Invasion! For many, many years Mildred the Easter Bunny has delivered scrumptious Easter eggs to all the children of the world. But Foxington ‘Foxy’ McFox - the foxies...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books Fans of quirky humour will love Horrid Horatia! Horatia the selfish lady-slug thinks she’s very important; she has a lot of money, a lot of homes, and a lot of hovercrafts to travel about in. ...



  • Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny’s Outer Space Adventure! After the dramatic events in The Easter Bunny Invasion, Mildred the Easter Bunny has returned to her favourite hobbies of waterskiing and delive...



  • Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny’s Undersea Adventure! After another successful egg delivery, Mildred the Easter Bunny gets a mysterious invitation from the King of the Undersea Kingdom - and soon she i...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/booksGrandad’s huge bottom makes life a misery for all - until one day it takes him on an adventure like no other!‘A trip to Grandad’s?’ mum asks,I groan, ‘No, that sounds quite rotten’Bec...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at Augustus, The Hairy Zummabeest! Bored beyond belief during her dull and utterly endless summer vacation, Bobbie’s life gets turned...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky humour will love Grandma Grunt! Edgar and Wilhelmina’s grandma is the worst in the world, and makes their lives an u...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky humour will love Hairy Tales! Stories full of rhymes, morals and wit - or just plain silliness and absurdity! Great fu...



  • FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky humour will love Horrid Horatia! With lots of money, Horatia the selfish lady-slug thinks she’s very important. Next...



  • SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky, irreverent yuletide humour will screech with delight at The Slug That Saved Christmas!A rude letter from a greedy child makes Santa go a bit bonkers - but it's Christmas...






  • SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at Verity Fruitt and My Magic Gonk! Verity Fruitt is the most horrible person you could ever work with. This vile, kebab-fuelled s...



  • GHOST STORIESHorror, mystery and suspense abound in this collection of seven new ghost stories by Clifford James Hayes.Packed with tales of restless spirits and malevolent things from The Other Side, Ghost Stories is guaranteed to goose a bump or two...


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Clifford James Hayes has published 31 books.

Clifford James Hayes does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, Ghost Stories, was published in February 2021.

The first book by Clifford James Hayes, Murkmyre, was published in May 2009.

Yes. Clifford James Hayes has 1 series.