Scary Dead Things
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There are reasons we fear the night. He's STILL not one of them.

Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill The Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.

One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.

All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

Bill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he's the scariest dead thing of them all.


Scary Dead Things, book two in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a Brooklyn-sized attitude.

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The complete Tome of Bill series order:

  • Bill the Vampire (book 1)
  • Night Stalker (series adventure)
  • Scary Dead Things (book 2)
  • The Mourning Woods (book 3)
  • Holier Than Thou (book 4)
  • Sunset Strip (series adventure)
  • Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
  • Half A Prayer (book 6)
  • The Wicked Dead (book 7)
  • Shining Fury (series adventure)
  • The Last Coven (book 8)

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    • Oct-2011
    • Freewill Press
    • Trade Paperback
    • ISBN: 1940415047
    • ISBN13: 9781940415048
    • Dec-2020
    • Freewill Press LLC
    • Trade Paperback
    • ISBN: 1940415330
    • ISBN13: 9781940415338
    • Dec-2012
    • Wayman Publishing
    • eBook (Kindle)


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