Poop Love — Stephen Donald Huff

On a sunny afternoon, he meets the love of his life and the bane of his existence in the same event. She is beautiful, wealthy and sweet. Unfortunately, she is also the mother of an extremely intelligence and overly protective five-year-old boy who takes enormous delight in tormenting her mother's suitors. ""You look like you're made out of doo-doo."" Is theirs a match made in heaven or hell? Can he survive her preschool son's animosity to prove his love for them both?