Podge - The Pooiest, Ploppiest Pig on the Planet! — Clifford James Hayes

PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'silly toilet humour' - if words like ‘poo' offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you observe the above before buying ... A hilarious tale about the evils of eating bad food. Introducing Podge - the pig who revolts in more ways than one! Will Queen Sheep and the farm be able to do anything about Podge the pig, or will his bottom win in the end? ... Podge the pig's belly turned others to jelly; His bottom-emissions were rotten and smelly! The pig often found himself in a foul mood, (Mainly because all he ate was junk food). His animal friends said enough was enough, And mutually agreed it was time to get tough. The question remained, though - what could they do, About Podge the pig's bottom-burps, splatters and poo? In full colour, large format and fully-illustrated by the author, 'Podge' is a great rhyming tale for all ages, with an important message about the perils of eating too much junk food.