Podge: The Pooiest, Ploppiest Pig on the Planet! — Clifford James Hayes

Podge the pig's belly turned others to jelly;It's bottom-emissions were rotten and smelly The pig often found himself in a foul mood, (Mainly because all he ate was junk food).His animal friends said enough was enough, And mutually agreed it was time to get tough, The question remained, though - what could they do, About Podge the pig's bottom-burps, splatters and poo?A hilarious tale about the evils of eating bad food.Introducing Podge - the pig who revolts in more ways than one Will Queen Sheep and the farm be able to do anything about Podge the pig, or will his bottom win in the end?