Niggas in Space — Ashley Bradley

Russia decided they were going to send all their gays to Pluto. America was p-o'd at first, because they wanted to send their gays to Pluto. But then Mario Lopez pointed out that Uranus was, duh, way gayer than Pluto, and also, like bigger, so America said nvm to Russia and after Mario Lopez was beheaded for talking with an attitude in a Valley Girl accent with an illegal immigrant tan to the Prezident of the Uhmerrikkkas, a plan was set forth for a bunch of astronauts to go up to Space and clear out Pluto, to make it habitable for Russia's gays.