Tygreese's dick is too big for human consumption. He sends women to the emergency room. He's been told it should be illegal for him to fuck. But Tygreese knows there's a perfect partner out there for him that can take all 16 by 8 inches, and he's det...
Barbara, white, has wanted to be a black woman ever since she was a child. She discovers a new procedure that will allow her to transform into the beautiful African Queen she has always dreamed of being. Only thing is, maybe it causes lepro...
Jerbenjamin Analsworth, the Third stuck out his tongue and made a noise like AAHHHH!! to begin his most famous video to date, I'm Mixed. I'm a mulatto, y'all! Jerbenji 3 brayed as he jumped around in front of his ten thousand dollar ...
2/4/98Went to Burger King to order some fries. Fries don't have sugar, right? Do they I don't know. The REGISTER BITCH was BLOWING HER NOSE! Wanted to stab her!! Had no knife. Wouldn't do anything if I did anyway, just had the feeling. Di...
Kyle was a black dude with permed bangs who moshed to Joy Division and ate, exclusively, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Well, he'd buy the knock-off version from the dime store, dump it in a bowl, and run it under the lukewarm tap in the apartment he share...
Francine was not excited about starting seventh grade. It was just going to be like sixth grade, except this year they were starting Algebra, and in History they were finally going to address the Louisiana Purchase. ...
A boy and a girl meet in an orphanage and form a strong bond. In adulthood, they go divergent paths, but keep coming back to each other. Are they soulmates, or is one a demon sutured to the other? ...
The morning of Thanksgiving, Muriel pooped out a condom. The night before she had been getting banged by some dude named Roger. He had slicked-down baby hairs and a Pootie Tang ponytail. His body smelled like petroleum jelly and frankincense. He said...
Rosa links up with some no hairline having brown pants wearing dude named Martin who wants her to do something about protesting or some such On her way to do a protest or some such, Rosa is accosted by one of them sloppy-bodied bus driver dudes....
Russia decided they were going to send all their gays to Pluto. America was p-o'd at first, because they wanted to send their gays to Pluto. But then Mario Lopez pointed out that Uranus was, duh, way gayer than Pluto, and also, like bigger, so Am...
Michael B. Jordan was getting his prostate examined when he asked his doctor what he thought of his latest movie, Slavery: The Good Parts They Never Talk About. Jewish and eighty-three, the doctor sighed and responded, It was aight. Michael...
The last time Sharon Hamburger was seen alive was six months ago at the Miami-Dade County Community Library and Pool Lounge. She was reported by a six year old boy named Max, for sneezing on a copy of Captain Underpants, and ask...
It took Diana three months to get the ring. Three months of gagging on a sticky dick that has grits on it sometimes. Whatever, he'd been paying all her bills and buying her Taco Bell literally every day since they met, so it was a small, very dis...
A new slave arrives on the plantation who used to be free. He thinks he's better than everyone because his parents used to own a Quiznos. No one likes him because he's rude and has some disgusting thing growing out the side of h...
Drake got killed for no reason. All anyone had to do was get Stephrey some cinnamon bread. Was that so much to askTurns out, yes. There is something wrong with Steph Curry. He wanted a "piece of Drake-colored bread", a...
Krystal's co-worker Donna was telling her about how she had met some bedbuck in Jamaica named Trevor who shattered her pelvis completely with his "big black cock" and now she was in a wheelchair and married to him, despite havin...
Krystal gets an offer to suck some Jamaican d, but she's not really feeling it. He's wearing jean shorts and a puka shell necklace and has muscles, so it looks like maybe he works out? That is seriously disgusting....
The PR statement that was sent out after Santa's death cited diabetes as cause of death, but the real tea was he had been messing around with them reindeers and got reindeer AIDS. The symptoms mimicked untreated diabetes (loss o...
Brittany is a gold digger thotty who got thrown out of Arby's by Lil Romeo. Naomi f*cked Macaulay Culkin. Sharona been engaged like eight times but dudes keep dippin' cuz she dead inside and maybe her p-hole smell like Chernobyl. Marianne like thi...
Reggie pushed up to the ATM to check his balance, "It's annoying how you can't withdraw like fifty cents from ATMs." he said, examining his $.56 account balance. "Shouldn't've bought that horse sex swing."...
Mangus knew sixth grade meant he was a man now. Sure, his peepee was still completely hairless, he'd never seen any boobs, not even his mom or grandma's, and he still wasn't allowed to make hot chocolate by himself, but, basically, technica...
Motivated by his obsession over whom he thinks is the greatest actor in the world, a sixteen year old boy sets out to follow in his idol's footsteps, which ultimately proves to be a classic case of be careful what you wish for, due to his idol settin...
Tory found love on a website called attractiveblackmen.net. His name was Donald and his profile pic had him looking exactly like Denzel Washington, except more attractive because he wasn't some gay actor....
Zaddy billionaire philanthropist Eurydice McOrpheus is finally going to space. He intends to discover a new planet and make a new Earth. Time to start over because this version of Earth is bad and gross. Generous and very kind, Eurydice holds a raffl...
A heavy-set lesbian buys jeans cream, wistfully recalls her old love for a homosexual Korean karate teacher, and just generally muses on how vaguely awful her life is, and how meager and petty her existence. And she uses the bathroom. ...
A former child star is sick and needs a kidney. She obtains the kidney through ill-gotten means and is subsequently dragged on social media for being a kidney thief. Various other hijinks ensue pre and post this defining event....