If You're Reading This, It's Too Late — Pseudonymous Bosch

DANGEROUS SECRETS LIE BETWEEN THE PAGES OF THIS BOOK.

OK, I warned you. But if you think I'll give anything away, or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, The Name of This Book Is Secret, you're wrong.

I'm not going to remind you of our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. I. and Ms. Mauvais. I certainly won't be telling you about the nefarious Lord Pharaoh; or how the kids stumble upon the Museum of Magic, where they finally meet the amazing Pietro!

Oh; blast! I've done it again. I really can't help myself now can I? Let's face it -- if you're reading this, it's too late.