Been There, Crossed Over — Chris P. Flesh

An unalive boy named Stephen requests a second chance in the Land of the Living, just as Monsieur DeMise steps down from the Afterlife Committee and is replaced by Officer Officious. Officer O. blames Freekin for starting a revolution and calls him back to the Afterlife. Rather than take this fate lying down, Freekin sets out to show Stephen just how nasty the Land of the Living can be for an undead boy. Before long, Stephen rescinds his request and Freekin is left alone, free to enjoy his undead life to the fullest.