A Tale of Two Cousins — Katie MacAlister

To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank) Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I'll be in Athens for four days next week.From: Tilly Oooh, Athens! Pretty place, but dusty. You going to meet a hot Greek?To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank) You could say that. It's for a magazine interview. Some up-and-coming rich bachelor.From: Moose Pictures! We demand pictures of this smokin' Greek. Also, will want full deets on your interview.To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank) It really is an interview, I swear.From: Moose Girl, you don't have to pretend with us. But if Mr. Adonis sweeps you off your feet and whisks you away to his private island, we demand visitation rights.To: Roomie Collective (Tilly, Sabre, Moose, Frank) Insert appropriate eyeroll here. That sort of stuff only happens in movies, not to people like me.From: Tilly My money's on you, Thyra.From: Moose My money's on the shmexy Greek. Mmrowr.