Little Jinny Blistov is a second tier gangster who arrives in the US in the unheated hold of an Aeroflot cargo plane. He meets, make enemies of, then friends with, the aristocratic Gwenny and Roger June of Charleston, South Carolina, America's most b...
Roger June met Little Jinny Blistov when he climbed over the low wall of Jinny's ocean side patio, pulled open the sliding glass door, entered the living room, and pointed his gun at Jinny's face, saying, "You cheated my Auntie; prepare to die." He d...
In this one, the Junes meet a beautiful Iranian woman in London who just has stolen A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY from the Big Guy in Tehran, The Ayatollah. She follows them home to Charleston, and in turn is followed by Colonel Aliaabaadi, Lewy the Lieutenan...
Stirg is not a man to be trifled with, and that is what the Junes have done. In a previous caper they stole antiques from the warehouses of the Hermitage Museum in Stirg's home town of Saint Petersburg, Russia, and brought them to Charleston -- to hi...
In this one, Roger is out of town for a couple of months, during which Gwenny first steals the most famous painting in Charleston from the museum, and then gets involved with Tommy Crown, the insurance company investigator. In a modern take-off from ...
In this one, Paul McCartney is snatched off a Charleston street by two benevolent kidnappers, and forced to write the songs for a rock opera later performed in Charleston by him and an all-star band that includes Ringo and the world's greatest female...
A lovable but dumb dog running around a mansion beach house crashes head first into the side of an antique Russian desk, revealing a secret compartment. In it the Junes find a musical score Igor Stravinsky wrote for a ballet in 1914, and lost to the ...
When June Enterprises produces a veterans tribute production at the new, seventy-five million dollar performing arts center located on an island in Charleston harbor, Gwen and Roger June have no idea the last part of the show will be an unscripted su...
Five couples, all friends and partners in crime, have a problem. The five men have gone off track, and show symptoms of that dreaded disease, BMSS (basic male stupidity syndrome). The women can't take it anymore, and bolt to a hideaway. The men hole ...
Gwendolyn is the woman in the 1815 painting on the wall, and she is talking again. Talking to me, Gwenny June, and my husband, Roger, and our coterie of friends. Only this time she has Friends of her own, lots of them, and they are not like us. She a...
It's not often that Roger June gets scammed, but when he does, he's not the type that gets mad… he gets even. When a French gangster named Remy Juin sells him some expensive fake fine wine, and Roger has to pour it down the drain, he is out for rev...
Izzy is twenty six years old and her sister Rae is fourteen. They find their way to Charleston and into the lives of the Junes the way Hurricane Hugo hit the area in 1989. Rae has stolen a piece of software that produces songs as good as The Beatles'...