Raymund Hensley

• May-2020
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I had cigarettes for dinner and gave my mouth a bath.In this horror comedy by the author of Vampire Lesbian Train, Detective Hellen Hellmen must go back in time to capture a criminal witch. Kissing! Fighting! Crying! Get mad... Get even...Get That Wi...

• Apr-2020
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See? A perfect blend of technology and Satanology.In this horror comedy short story by the author of Sweat Zombies, two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. Guns! Torn limbs! Wheelc...

• May-2019
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They walk our streets, kissing in front of our children!In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a demented governor of a small town vows to “cure” perversion with her brainwashing machine.Lovemaking... Butcher k...

• Apr-2019
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I can make you stronger. No one will push you around ever again. Are you interested?In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a vampire queen living in an ancient pirate ship seduces a suicidal, nasty nun.Seduction... Betra...

• Apr-2019
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I will introduce you to a world bursting with pleasures beyond your wildest dreams.In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a woman on a train falls in love with a seductive vampire queen.Romance... Guns... Vomiting... Are...

• Mar-2019
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I like hearing him suffer, she smiled... It helps me sleep.In this dark comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a retired zombie hunter goes after his daughter's abusive boyfriend.Money. Zombies. Robots. Here comes the judge.Killer Judg...

• Apr-2014
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This 4-book set makes the perfect gift for readers that enjoy their horror with a slash of humor. Includes "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter", "Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill", "Sweat Zombies", "The Zombie Hunter's Bible", and a preview of "Transdolphin ...

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• Jun-2012
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Noah's Ark has never been found...until now. Inside the colossal boat, an archaeologist discovers the power of an ancient creature that could finally rid Oahu of law-breaking werewolves. A horror comedy novel....

• Nov-2011
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Are you lonely? At Cutthroat Heroes, we can cure your wretchedness by injecting a "love ghost" into the heart of that special someone and make them fall in love with you. Call your local priest today for details! (A fantasy comedy novella.)...

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• Apr-2011
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Filipino vampires just want to eat babies and kids.In this horror novella by the author of Get Kilt, a popular monster from the Philippines, known as an aswang, terrorizes the island of Oahu. It's up to one little girl to overcome her insecurities an...

• Apr-2011
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Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish, lonely writer learns this the hard way from a beautiful woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. (Note to self: Next time, when a stranger on the internet wants to see you, just say no.) A...

• Apr-2011
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A horror comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by zombies.)Includes a preview from Raymund Hensley's How I Met Barbara Th...