Norm Cowie

• Nov-2015
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Before the bucket was kicked out from under him and the noose began crushing his neck, Beowulf Worthington never imagined a wrongful conviction for murder would damn him forever. But death released his incorporeal spirit on a turbulent journey throug...

• Sep-2013
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When teen vampire Erin's bat mysteriously gains weight, her friends Trug and Nevin investigate. Clues lead them to a graveyard and pizzeria. Then a zombie shows up and the guano hits the fan.A comedy short story by award-winning humorist Norm Cowie...

• Aug-2013
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A zombie interrupts a vampire bat feast at the local pizzeria. A caveman is treed by a saber-tooth. Two pets witness their master turn into a werewolf. What do all of these have in common? Not much, other than each has a starring role in this collect...

• May-2012
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Every Quest has to have a sorcerer, an elf, a warrior, special effects ... and most of all, a sequel. So in the wacky stand-alone sequel to The Adventures of Guy, Guy and his college buddies Knob and Thurman take on a new quest... to save Earth from ...

• Dec-2011
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• Oct-2011
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2022 Firebird Book Award Winner, Young Adult Contemporary Fantasy/ComedyOn a full moon night, a werewolf forgets to lock up his dog and cat before turning and when a wolf suddenly appears in the living room, naturally his pets have to investigate. Bu...

• Aug-2011
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When a pothead falls asleep while smoking a doobie, the resulting fire threatens the college, other students, and, more importantly, his stash. A 4500 short story by fantasy/humor author Norm Cowie, previously published in the anthology The Heat of t...

• Jul-2011
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A werewolf racing through the woods picks up an unwelcome passenger, a tick. The tick feeds... and then the weirdness begins.Mix in a dash of horror, a bit of humor, a bunch of critters and you have the recipe for one strange tale.A 2800 word short s...

• Jun-2011
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What was it like before NFL football? Before Reality TV? Before cake?

Bonk and his mate Hedz are an ordinary caveman and cavewoman struggling with the everyday existence that comes when one's place in the food chain isn't all that clear.
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• Apr-2011
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Werewolf and vampire stories are supposed to be gothic, gory, steamy, romantic, emotional, angst-driven bloodfests with plenty of bang and fang, right? Maybe, but WereWoof takes a less trodden path, shining the bright light of comedy on these dark cr...

• Feb-2011
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Somebody stole Seth's brain, not that he was using it anyway. But now his brother Guy and college roommates Knob and Thurman must take on sinister forces using only their wits, knowledge of beer and an Amazon Warrior, whose breasts, like the Big Gulp...

• Jul-2010
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Award winning humorist Norm Cowie is a father, husband, speaker, businessman, ESPN addict ... and a guy. And as a guy, he wonders a lot...and no, not just 'I wonder how she looks naked.'Though he does wonder that.He also wonders other stuff, so he pu...

• Oct-2009
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Erin has bigger worries than how she'll do on her Trig Final. A vampire bit her and she's turning into an Undead. Things could be worse, though. It cleared her complexion, she can fly, and now her parents have to let her go out at night. And being a ...

• Sep-2009
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As if being a teenager doesn't suck enough. Erin has been bitten by a vampire, twice. As she starts slipping into the dark side, horrible things start happening, like pizza doesn't taste good anymore. Worse, she gets outed as a vampire during a dodge...