C.D. Reimer

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  • Bibliography:
    38 Books
  • First Book:
    November 2010
  • Latest Book:
    April 2014
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Book List in Order: 38 titles

  • The Giggling Mongoose: Kitchen Elementals

    When restaurant owner Charles Goodwin has high standards, expects perfection from the people around him, and indulges his cannibalistic tendencies, it's best to stay on his good side to avoid becoming the special ingredient at The Giggling Mongoose."...

  • The Uninvited Spook

    An uninvited spook from across the street listens in as three veteran spymasters discuss the future of their follow spymaster who is late to his own surprise birthday party. This 1,000-word short story was first published in The Storyteller (July/Au...

  • The World's Best Coffee

    Mark never had a problem diving for the world's best coffee inside a crowded coffee shop and walking out the door without paying until Georgia chases him all over the shopping center to get her coffee back. This 1,025-word short story was first pub...

  • The Cabbage Patch Doll Fight

    Have you ever wondered how far a grandmother would go to get the hottest Christmas toy for her baby granddaughter? I never did until I witnessed how desperate my mother was to get a Cabbage Patch doll in the early 1980's. A fist-punching braw...

  • An Ironic Flash of Life

    A collection of nine flash stories about the sacred and the profane in an ironic kind of way."The Forgotten Sinner" - An old man explains to Peter at the Pearly Gates on why he never got right with God."Uncle Fred's Wild Splash Hit" - Uncle Fred's wi...

  • The Bomb Hole Incident

    On the last day of summer before their junior year in high school, two boys finish blasting off fireworks inside the bomb hole in the front yard to annoy the lady across the street and grin like idiots at the police doing a slow drive through the nei...

  • A Few Short Stories Volume 1

  • Marigolds For A Vampire

    Jeremiah Smithfield, a vampire hunter who returns home after a quarter-century absence to attend the funeral of his former partner, gets confronted by the widow with a machete, a homicide investigation of a vampiric serial killer, and a mysterious gi...

  • The Nowhere October Surprise

    A bored intern at the U.S. Department of State mail room takes home mis-routed diplomatic letters to keep the colorful stamps for her collection, inadvertently starting a war with an obscure island nation of Nowhere in the South Pacific during the 20...



  • Paying Taxes, American Style

    With 15 minutes left on the clock until the courthouse closes for the weekend, Leticia is all alone at the front desk and deep into her bodice-ripper paperback when an old man walks in to pay the taxes that he owe - and then some. An original 1,825-...

  • The Pot Washer's New Magic Trick

    After Alejandro the waiter performs a new magic trick that humiliates him in front of the whole kitchen, Johnny the pot washer comes up with a new magic trick of his own to serve up a cold dish of revenge. An original 2,190-word short story...

  • The Potwasher's New Magic Trick

    After Alejandro the waiter performs a new magic trick that humiliates him in front of the whole kitchen, Johnny the pot washer comes up with a new magic trick of his own to serve up a cold dish of revenge.An original 2,190-word short story ebook....

  • Dead Enders

    Claudia and her three guy friends get more than they bargain for when they pick up the mysterious girl in white hitchhiking on the I-5 in Southern California to Mexico, who is neither human nor vampire and harbors a deadly secret. This 4,975-word sh...

  • How Not To Stake A Vampire

    A collection of five 500-word speculative flash stories."How Not to Stake A Vampire" - A master vampire hunter and his apprentice have a disagreement about staking technique while inside the crypt of two vampires."Hog Wild Under The Moon" - Three tee...

  • A Few Short Stories Volume 2

  • The Semper Fi Engagement

    After a retired U.S. Marine sergeant evicts a group of pot-smoking, beer-drinking and promiscuous teenagers from the back stairs of his apartment building, they return that night for cold revenge and dump his dying body inside a shopping cart into th...

  • The Devil's Advocates

    John Wormwood, a veteran news reporter for The Silicon Valley Gazette, witnesses a satanic human sacrifice that opens the bronze doors of the Rodin's The Gates of Hell statue at Stanford University, unleashing the Horseman of Death into the world, an...

  • Let Me Be Your Spook

    As their respective dates wander off for refreshments and then the dance floor, George, a low-level C.I.A. analyst from San Francisco, and Gracie, a medieval history student at Stanford University, compare notes on why their dates conspired against c...

  • A Misplaced Stick

    After his uncle disappears into the forest with a bucket of lard in hand, Little Billy and his grandfather tracks him down to an isolated area of the family ranch. Along the way he learns about the birds and the bees, what being a girl-crazy teenager...



  • Seven Minutes Late

  • The Lunch Box

    Little Suzy and her dog, Spot, are trap inside the detached garage on her late grandfather's ranch in Morgan Hill during a fierce thunderstorm with an unspeakable horror from inside a handcrafted lunch box that hungers for revenge against her fami...

  • Feast Of The Cockroaches

  • A Few Short Stories Volume 3

  • Tagging This Side Of Hell

    A collection of four 500-word speculative flash stories."Tagging This Side Of Hell" - As Atanacio tries to deface the mural of condemned souls under the watchful eyes of the devil, his sister Malia discovers why the mural remains unblemished by tagge...

  • Godspeed With Minister Ruth

    A minister and her unemployed driver argue about the spiritual consequences of driving in the fast lane to get to a church meeting in San Francisco on time while running late in rush hour traffic in Silicon Valley. A shorter version of this 2,340-wo...

  • The Giggling Mongoose: Scarlet Hearts

    After confronting a prominent attorney with three young sweet things for not leaving a generous tip, Charles Goodwin, the cannibalistic owner of The Giggling Mongoose, fumes at not being able to teach the old goat a lesson in restaurant manners un...

  • Sunday In The Park With Dawei

  • Falling Earthward

    A collection of four 500-word speculative flash stories."Falling Earthward" - Mission specialist Taylor kept having the same dream over and over again: the space capsule breaks up on re-entry, his fellow astronauts are burning to death, and the coyot...

  • As The Tequila Flies

    A collection of four 500-word speculative flash stories."As The Tequila Flies" - Pedro, drunk from drinking tequila after killing his wife in the living room, keeps killing the flies between his hand until one escapes."Fair Trade" - Nathan breaks int...



  • Circling The Drain

    A collection of four 500-word speculative flash stories."Circling The Drain" - A night owl finds the assistant leasing manager at his apartment door with an unusual list of things not to flush down the toilet."Trillion Dollar Odds" - What are the odd...

  • A Few Short Stories Volume 4

  • Reaching For The Heavens

    A trio of short stories about spiritual faith in uncertain times.A Leap of Faith - A young man contemplates suicide by leaping in front of a speeding train when an old bus driver shows him the miraculous wonders of everyday living that makes life mor...

  • Travelers Among Strange Worlds

    A trio of short stories about traveling to strange worlds."Silent Observers" - After a deaf person leaves behind a pen and card requesting a donation, money wasn't the only thing being collected. A team of xenobiologist students from a...

  • A Late Night Tech Job

    An experienced contractor runs the gauntlet for a late night tech job at a financial institution in the heart of Silicon Valley, getting past the trigger-happy security guard, dealing with younger co-workers who expect to get paid fabulous money for ...

  • Some Bad Decisions

  • A Sorrow River Runs Through Here

    A trio of short stories about the sorrows of family life."Walking Into The Night" - A little boy watches the darkened street from behind the plate glass window of the barbershop after midnight, counting the taillights of the passing cars as...

  • A Sorrowful River Runs Through Here

    A trio of short stories about the sorrows of family life.Walking Into The Night - A little boy watches the darkened street from behind the plate glass window of the barbershop after midnight, counting the taillights of the passing cars as his mother ...

  • Abby-Normal

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

C.D. Reimer has published 38 books.

C.D. Reimer does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, A Late Night Tech Job, was published in April 2014.

The first book by C.D. Reimer, The Giggling Mongoose: Kitchen Elementals, was published in November 2010.

No. C.D. Reimer does not write books in series.
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