Zombie Missouri — Walter Knight

Teenage loser Lenny Dreckle of Johnson City, Missouri, is finally a winner - in the zombie lotto. About to be shot by robbers at the Taco Bell after hours, Lenny's saved by a bright light that scares the robbers away. Unfortunately, the world as Lenny knows it is fast coming to an end. An unknown disaster kills ninety percent of the human population, turning them into flesh-eating zombies. Teaming up with other survivors and armed with cans of cat food to distract the zombies, Lenny embarks on a bizarre odyssey to find the cause of the zombie apocalypse and to take back the world one town at a time, starting with Johnson City. The question is, can Lenny keep his hands off the lovely zombie Andrea and avoid being devoured or infected by her? Loser that Lenny is, his fate hangs in the balance. Also includes the first installment of Jamie Wasserman's Vampire Guppy Hunter short story series.