Zoie 'I Don't Think Jesus Did It This Way.' — Jack Webb

 Chris, a young alcoholic, is not interested in his family's weird mortuary business. He just wants to be a comedian and make people laugh.The economy is tough and his drug habit is getting bad. It is hard to make a move under such sorry conditions. Then there's Zoie. She is as hot as they come, with plans of her own. This is a dark, fast moving, romantic comedy with a strange spiritual twist. Like the story says, I don't think Jesus did it this way.Estimated total reading time 2.7 hours.