Zerbie vs. The Pandemic — Jim Fusilli

Consider Zerbie, a seemingly hapless but good-natured maintenance worker in Manhattan, a borough that's all but abandoned as the coronavirus threatens.  When he enters a bank wearing a bandana across his nose, mouth and chin, a nervous teller mistakes him for a robber.  Suddenly stuffed with cash and sought by police, a befuddled Zerbie sets out to make amends.  Can he become the hero New York City needs?