You Might Just Make It Out of This Alive — Garrett Cook

"Garrett Cook truly amazes me. His imagination is mind-blowing, his prose sings like the sweetest discombobulated sirens, and no matter how far out or strange his stories may get, he has the magical ability to make it all work."
-Trent Zelazny, author of To Sleep Gently
"There's no way to prepare, no way to protect yourself. Garrett Cook's work has an edge...and it's at your throat."

-Robert Dunbar, Bram Stoker nominee, author of Martyrs and Monsters
"Garrett Cook and Jimmy Plush ain't fluff. Raw and uncut, dealin' out death to the offensive, they preach sledgehammer when they drop hardcore in hardboiled"
-Joseph S. Pulver, Sr., Editor of A Season in Carcosa
"It is one thing to create a world. It is another thing to make it real. Cook's impressive and highly ambitious novel does this admirably."
-Sean Keller, screenwriter Dario Argento's Giallo and Rage (starring Nicholas Cage) on Murderland
From the Wonderland Book Award winning author of Time Pimp and Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective comes a new collection of weird, horrifying, and heartfelt stories.
Featuring:
Re-Mancipator - When zombie Abraham Lincolns start running amuck, John Wilkes Booth, Marilyn Monroe, and other greats from history must save the day!
Dieselpig - The beloved Smiley the Pig is here to save us from the Catholic Church. And he's brought a shit ton of guns!
Brian's Girl - A gorgeous woman arrives one day at a man's door for anonymous sex. It's not a dream come true- it's the beginning of a cult that will change the world.
Plus fifteen more strange and beautiful tales.