Whupped — Jim Stevens

Alyssa Walworth is young, polished, wealthy, and drop dead gorgeous; and Jake Dombrowski couldn't be more in love. So in love, she's got him going every-which-way in her quest to have the perfect Beverly Hills wedding. Jake's best friends, Gideon and Conrad, see the wedding as nothing more than the first step toward divorce. They try to convince Jake in the usual manner, getting him drunk and pounding the reality into him, but Jake won't listen; he's too much in love. Stronger methods are needed, so the two friends kidnap Jake on the night of his bachelor party, and leave him chained to the radiator in the apartment of adult film star, Jailbait Jordan. There, they do all in their power to convince Jake that Alyssa, the woman of his dreams, will be nothing less than a nightmare. The day of the wedding, Jake escapes, makes it to the church on time, and definitely makes it the wedding of the year, but not in the manner Alyssa had planned.