Voodoo Betty — Jonathan Dunne

Betty Beasley, boss bitch from hell, suffers from major delusions of grandeur. Betty is supervisor supreme at Dublin airport waste management facilities, Flush.On one particularly vicious morning, Betty makes the mistake of firing a Hungarian cleaner who happens to be a retired hypnotist witch doctor who still occasionally dabbles in voodoo black magic at the weekends.That very evening, Betty jokingly throws a coin into her futuristic Japanese toilet and makes three wishes (confusing the whole genie in a bottle and a wishing well deal):1. Meet a man (any man will do for now).2. Have one last chat with Mama before her death-sneeze.3. Witness Papa wake from his interstellar coma.Betty’s wishes come true, but not how she imagined.