The Vampire Market — J.C. Andrijeski

Bored, irritated and stuck in San Jose, California, Vlad feels pretty disenchanted with his vampire existence. Tired of the neverending parade of life, cable television and boring food, he lets his friend, a flatulent demon named Roz, talk him into a night on the town at the monthly Vampire Markets at the Winchester Mystery House, a night that changes Vlad's life forever.