The Trick Top Hat — Robert Anton Wilson

The Trick Top Hat

The hat appears empty, but what a surprise!
Dizzy realities dazzle your eyes!
There's Joe Malik, the writer, intoning his mantra,
And Pussyettes vying to give him some tantra.
While Rhoda Chief, lying on her chosen perch, Makes a clean breast for science and orgasmic research.
Oh, hominids, longing for much better times,
Remember that King Kong died for your crimes.
And the whiskers you find on the brim of the hat,
May be all that is left of...
SCHRÖDINGERS CAT II