The Suburban Troglodyte — David Stewart

Jarvis Mercator moved to Fort Joseph to be near his girlfriend, but now he can barely scrape together enough money to pay his rent, let alone buy food or take Angela someplace nice. Then Jarvis comes up with a really innovative solution: move out of his apartment and secretly live in someone else's house! And in a college dorm. And a gas station. The rent's cheap, but suddenly his life has a lot more chaos. What if someone catches him? What if Angela finds out? What should he do about those ghosthunters? And what about Katherine, that cute girl he's just met? Life is never simple when you're a suburban troglodyte.