The Story of Lansing Lotte
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    Apr-2015
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    Contemporary Romance
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    514
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It's the day after. Lansing Lotte is caught in bed, quite literally, with his pants down. I get it. I've heard the jokes. My name sounds like some medieval character who was a hero. Hell, my best friend's named Arturo King. Ring any medieval bells? But this is my story and I'm no hero. I also get the jokes. Lancelot is a play on the words lance and lot, and a lance refers to a sword, which is a euphemism for dick. What does a man do with his dick? He f***s. A lot. So if my name is Lansing Lotte, I must be "f***ing lot." Get it? Fucking a lot? Which I'm not saying I don't, that's not the point. Another reference to something sexual. Get my point? Huh, I made a punny. But again this is my story, and I haven't done anything funny. In fact, I've killed three women, and only one of them I loved. Yeah, that's right? Not laughing now. It's not funny. And I'm definitely no f***ing hero.
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    • First Edition
    • Apr-2015
    • Createspace
    • Trade Paperback
    • ISBN: 151182476X
    • ISBN13: 9781511824767
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    • Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
    • Trade Paperback
    • ISBN: 154271611X
    • ISBN13: 9781542716116
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    • May-2015
    • L.B. Dunbar
    • eBook
    • ISBN: 1513033034
    • ISBN13: 9781513033037
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    • Apr-2016
    • L.B. Dunbar
    • eBook
    • ISBN: 1533784604
    • ISBN13: 9781533784605



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