The Senior Year - Vincero! — Mark Hanson

The Senior Year - Vincero!

In Part-2 the Foster girls found Dad a wife and she became a special part of the family. Sunny thought she was prepared for her new role as a mom. But is anyone really prepared for the Foster girls?

As the trilogy concludes, the girls form a magic act. When abracadabra becomes a rabbit grabbed a bra and then a rabbit cadaver, Ashlee starts making up her own magic words.

With Ashlee tackled and pinned down, Sunny vacuums her bedroom. Barbi expresses her concern about getting prostate cancer. Ashlee's incurable disease leaves Dan in stitches. Sunny never thought she'd ever have to give kissing lessons to teenage girls. Ashlee asked, "Dad, don't they have the Hokey Pokey in Ohio?" Gretchen becomes Homecoming Queen and Barbi refuses to wear the crown.

Gretchen explains their dating system while Dad's brain turns into wilted lettuce at the mention of the Uncertainty Principle. The girls ask him to describe his love for Sunny. He said, "I got a headache and had the runs for days."

For Thanksgiving, the Fosters travel to China to see an opera. For Christmas, Barbi couldn't find any kosher hams. The Kittridge girls wondered how the ugliest Christmas tree in the world got into the Foster's living room. And Gretchen receives a new old nickname. Confused yet? Welcome to the Senior Year.

Another G-rated family story from the author of The Last Birthday Riddle and Cowgirls and City Slickers.