The Road to Aj — Sean Stephane Martin

VOICE (a distant rumble) I'M LISTENING. YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE. DORE. We need help. I'm trying to get back to Kansas â€" VOICE. AH... EXOTIC PORTS OF CALL. THOSE ARE ALWAYS GOOD. RETURN TO KANSAS! NO, KANSAS -- No, wait! KANSAS! WITH AN EXCLAMATION MARK. IT MIGHT PLAY. IF IT DOES, I COULD ARRANGE A TOURING PARTY TO PLAY THE STICKS OF YOUR CHOICE. I GATHER KANSAS IS THE STICKS. DORE (shrugs in reply) Folks seem to think so.