The Poet Gnawreate and the Taxman — Dave Freer

There are some things even more terrifying than a visit from the taxman. When the taxman runs afoul of a witch who really wants to be a successful poet - and who is willing to do anything to attain success - the taxman finds himself in serious need of a dentist. Of course, finding a dentist willing to do an extraction from the pages of a possessed book might prove more than a bit difficult.

This is a short story.