The Newfoundland Vampire — Charles O'Keefe

Like every other geek alive, Newfoundland native Joseph Oâ,¬â"¢Reily secretly wants to be a superhero. At thirteen he fantasized about being a vampire, and ten years later heâ,¬â"¢s still fantasizing â,¬â€œ but mostly about a beautiful redheaded woman who has eyes only for him. The one thing different about Josephâ,¬â"¢s adult fantasy is that, amazingly, it comes true one night when he goes to a local university pub. Cassandra Snow, literally the woman of his dreams, invites him to her place for an evening of personal pleasure. Of course heâ,¬â"¢s not going to say no. But when strange things start happening afterward, Joseph quickly learns that not all dreams should come true. Cassandra has plans for him â,¬â€œ forever. And those plans donâ,¬â"¢t include daytime activities. An animal lover and recent vegetarian, Joseph wrestles with all the weird changes heâ,¬â"¢s experiencing after his encounter with Cassandra. Eternal youth and amazing power come at a price that is perhaps higher tha