The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare — Stefan M. Nardi

A world in turmoil. An ancient evil awakened. The only thing that stands between the world and certain doom, the biggest bunch of whack jobs you have ever seen.

A smooth talking ladies man who is quite possibly an alcoholic, a paranoid schizophrenic with a knack for explosives. An egotistical know-it-all who spends most of his time with his pet bear. A self absorbed martial arts expert who cares more about his guns than actual people. A promiscuous young girl who also happens to be a super-genius. And a grumpy old professor who could shoot the hair hanging out of your nostrils from three hundred meters away.

Welcome to The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, these men and women (and Bear?) are the only thing that stands between the world and certain doom. God help us all.