The Kingdom — Cain S. Latrani

Once Upon The Other Day... Welcome to the most fractured fairy tale ever seen, the kingdom of Kingdom, ruled by the mighty King Kingdom and his almost pretty daughter, Princess Norma. Whether it's defending their domain against incompetent barbarians, fending off traitorous cats from the enemy nation of Boffin, or just dealing with an extremely lazy narrator, the royal family is sure to find the worst possible way of keeping their lands safe. Bumbling Royal Guards, a seriously demented wizard, the Ghost of Space Monkey, and more round out a cast that warps fantasy fiction in ways it may never recover from. Welcome to The Kingdom!