The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies — David Lubar

Get Your Red Hot Pepper Weenies!

A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance--until her dad makes one for her in his lab. Lily--meet Stitchy. A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner--until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.

Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections--In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies--he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book.

Don't be a weenie. Read these stories...if you dare.