The Bad Boys of Assjacket — Robyn Peterman

A dare is a dare.  No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin', crime lovin' cat would ever pass up a dare. So I didn't.  Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin' week!  This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues…— The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.— Sassy's Canadian tutors show up—the furry, cat-burgling dames who we've been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.— We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone.  Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws.  I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get eighty-sixed trying.