The Attack of the Jargonites — Leah Rewolinski

Fresh from their victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Luc Ricardo, Captain James T. Smirk, and their plucky crew aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine look forward to relaxing when suddenly, before one can say, "Beam me up", the Jargonites are positioned to attack Earth. An unauthorized, unendorsed, unofficial, and unintelligent parody.