The Alpha Slob — Belinda Bennett

Is contemporary fiction, available via digital book platforms, dominated by porn? It's a question internet virgins Mavis and Mabel have to ask themselves. The OAPs are looking for a tasty reading treat - a new cook book by the affable, mild-mannered celebrity chef Cyril Crabs - but are instead exposed to a world of steamy sex.

A clean read that pokes fun at er*tica - in the best possible taste.