That's Really Messed Up — Dean Wesley Smith

A crazy collection of twisted stories in the tradition of Pulphouse Fiction Magazine, from the editor of Pulphouse, Dean Wesley Smith.Head-shaking stories such as the one about a cop with a rose for a head in search of the evil murderer The Pruner. Or the one about sentient boogers, or the tale of those pesky Martians…A truly hilarious batch of stories from some of the best writers working today.Resolutions 'R Us by Annie ReedThe Birth of Booger Nation by David H. HendricksonA Menagerie of Messed Up Shorts by Mark LeslieSniff the Source by Stephannie TallentIn which Dean Wesley Smith Is Forced to Buy a Story about a Queen for Pulphouse Magazine by Brigid CollinsFatal Plot Device by Kelly WashingtonGoddamn Martians by Ezekiel James BostonKilling Confucius by Tina BackBodacious Billy and the Bazooms of Droom by Jason A. AdamsWhy the Cop with a Rose for a Head Wears a Rose-Head Mask by Robert Jeschonek