That is ALL Wrong! An Anthology of Offbeat Horror: Vol III — Jan-Andrew Henderson

A final collection of horror tales featuring award winners Cliff McNish (Salford Book Award. Calderdale Book Award. Hillingdon Award. Virginia Readers' Choice Award), Geneve Flynn (Bram Stoker Award. Shirley Jackson Award), Brad Cobb (Inscape Prize), Edward Palumbo (Poet's Page Prize) and Jan-Andrew Henderson (Royal Mail Award. Doncaster Book Prize).They share a space with some other writers whose stories are dark as Satan's waistcoat.A talking martini? Of course.Vampire versus postman? Why not?A deadly plague of sexiness?Yeah. We went there.  Also features Karen Lieversz, Marc Shapiro, Ishbelle Bee, Nathan Cromwell, Kyle Owens, Jodi Stone, Gary Battershell, Anthony Neil Smith, Robin Pond, Graham Darling, Nathan Cromwell, Ewan Smith and Chris O Halloran