Target Practice — Drac Von Stoller

The little town of Decksburg wasn't a happening place. It was rather boring with only one gas station, one church, one bank and a population of one hundred. It's no wonder a couple rowdy friends named Bubba and Hector had this brilliant idea of spicing things up in this town. These two guys had very little education, but that didn't stop these two from dreaming. It all started on a hot sunny day on Bubbas farm, when Bubba said "Hey! Delbert why don't you come over and we'll shoot cans off the top of the fence?" Delbert replied "Sounds good to me, aint much going on any way, just like every boring day in this town. This place drives me crazy with nothing to do." "I agree," laughed Bubba. The two friends shot can after can off the top off the fence, then just as Delbert was picking a can off the ground to place back on top of the fence Bubba shot him in the butt with his bb gun. Delbert jumped up and said "What did you do that for?" "I don't know, I just did it," replied Bubba.