Stop Me If You've Heard This One — Loren L. Coleman

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE:A humorous rendition of a classic, epic story, this short ficiton piece takes a look at Uther Pendragon and two of his drinking buddies as they argue in a tavern over some newly won (purchased) spoils. Who can tell the better story, claiming the treasure (and perhaps all of England)?Only the bard can judge.