Spermjackers from Hell — Christine Morgan

Let's summon a succubus, they said. It'll be fun, they said…

I have some friends and we had a crazy idea: let's summon a demon. Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want -- even butt stuff. It'll be easy. It's not like it's going to work. Monsters aren't real.

We were wrong. Really f***ing wrong.

The demon is not what we thought and it's making horrible things happen. People are cutting into each other's junk, some guy is f***ing his dog, and sex slugs from Hell are raping us and stealing our semen in order to build a goddamn hive!

We didn't mean for any of this. But we're gonna fix it... Just after a few more beers and bong hits.

From Christine Morgan, author of Mythic Lust: the Minotaur, and The Raven's Table: Viking Stories, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, occultism, and nerd culture.