Should Old Acquaintance Be Rubbed Out — Kevin Sheehan

The party never ends at Club Fetish, a place where the name says it all. You'll find everything within the walls of this converted brownstone: fetishists from all walks of life, mobsters with a penchant for pain, a kindly European drug dealer, a dominatrix with a 170 I.Q., a UFO conspiracy theorist, and holding it all together, the downtrodden Sergio Fantastico. Being part owner of Club Fetish is the dream he wished he never had and things are about to get weirder. His co-owner, the drug addled, cross-dressing son of a powerful mob boss, is killing him slowly. His best friend, Dingbang, has a plan that will either save him or kill them all. And somewhere out there, two senior citizens are on a quest that will lead them smack into the middle of the maelstrom.

Grab your party hats and a bottle of champagne, because there's a humdinger of a New Year's Eve bash at Club Fetish. Celebrate like there's no tomorrow, because when that ball drops, so will the bodies.