Sandy Claws Slay — Barton Grover Howe

A crapstorm of a catastrophe threatens Christmas in Surfland, Oregon. The town musician suffers from singer's block, angry parents stalk the Yuletide mascot, while Santa Claus and his fire truck of toys lie broadside across a deserted highway. But the people of Surfland have one shot at a Christmas miracle: Santa and the toys are with unlikely hometown hero Jackson Poe -- a man with a plan, and a whole lot of toilets.