***APPRENTICE WANTED ***
to learn the MYSTERIES and SECRETS of WIZARDRY in the Discipline of FIRE from a MASTER MAGICIAN, SUPREME SPELLCASTER, WONDERFUL WIZARD and PRESTIGIOUS PYROMANCER!
I require a bright, obedient, well-witted lad of at least ten summers and at most sixteen winters to assist me and learn the ART and SCIENCE of PYROMANCY.
Must be neat, prompt, well-spoken and have a LARGE BUMP OF CURIOSITY
Also must be able to read, to write a fair manuscript, and not snore except when asleep on his back.
The Wizard Flarman Flowerstalk