Petunia's Pandemonium — Robyn Peterman

Mix one part Mermaid -- one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?
Pandemonium.
Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate.


Petunia
Letting the ocean current take me where it may for the last twenty-five years hasn't worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I'm making some swimmingly simple changes.
-- Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.
-- Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who's wreaking havoc.
-- Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar… so to speak.
-- Stay away from Genies until the end of time.
-- Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.
What could go wrong?


Del
I'm a Genie in a bottle baby. Or at least I was. After spending a quarter of a century, doing time for streaking at the Super Bowl after being destroyed by love, I'm a free man. It's time to get my life together and forget about the Mermaid who didn't want me. The list is simple.
-- Stop granting wishes to idiots.
-- Figure out why the Genie Star Fire Light in my eyes is burning out before I die a slow agonizing death.
-- Eat an outstanding cheeseburger.
-- Stay away from Mermaids.
-- Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.
It's a plan. Not necessarily a stellar one, but it's a plan.

Come for the Vacation. Stay for the Shenanigans!