Oh Lord, Won't You Steal Me a Mercedes Benz — Steve Liskow

A widow, a car thief, a nanny, a mob boss and a pregnant stripper walk into a bar… The car thief stole a car with the widow's dead husband in the trunk, and the cops found his fingerprints on the rearview mirror. A female homicide cop (whose husband has left her) and a lifeguard join the crew at the bar. The private eye hired to clear the car thief of murder learns that the dead man was embezzling -- but where's the money? And why did he buy an expensive electric guitar he never played? The widow was cheating on her husband before he died, so now it looks like she had a motive for wanting him dead: the dead man fathered the stripper's baby. Now things start to get weird.