Oh! Emma! - The Secret Diary Of A — Jessica Walker

The funniest, steamiest, raunchiest, cheekiest comedy in 10 years www.emmawilsonsbedroompost.com. Ever wondered what REALLY happened with Dubyaâ,¬â"¢s Pretzel? Ever wondered why Rio was late for his drugs test?..... ...Once upon a time in a yummy little shop called Harrods, there lived a gorgeous 25 and a quarter year old mall brat, called Emma Wilson. But Emma wasnâ,¬â"¢t like the other girls. Oh no! Daddyâ,¬â"¢s little princess was special, and was sure to have a cold every Tuesday and Thursday, so she cud slave in Harrods with her best pals Lucy and Tash, billing Daddyâ,¬â"¢s credit card in sickie heaven. Then one day, poor little Miss Emma, star pupil of the â,¬ËœMucca Mills Golddigging Academyâ,¬â"¢, was made chief bridesmaid of her best friend Lucyâ,¬â"¢s wedding (big mistake) and began working her way through the guest list (bottom up) taking the scenic route through the whitehouse oval office, and Cristianoâ,¬â"¢s off-side rule (for girlz) But who will make it to the altar f