Never Try To Explain — Donna McDonald

All Jellica wants from any man is friendship. What's wrong with that?

Sure Jellica felt a smidge guilty for the money Greg Skyler spent on their date, but what did a man who wears sweater vests expect from a woman who wears crystals, burns sage, and teaches yoga? The two of them are never going to be the romance of the century. In fact, they have absolutely nothing in common. So why is Greg acting so surprised and hurt to hear she wants only to be friends?

Before her mind can sort it out, Greg's sister is stalking her, his mother becomes her lawyer, and Greg starts bossing her around in the nicest way possible. Plus he's still trying to kiss her. And he's a really good kisser. Talk about confusing…

Sometimes nice guys -- and girls -- do finish first. And being friends and lovers is as perfect as you can get.